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Don’t have phone sex…

You might get hearing aids.

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when you sing along to a song and you don’t mess up..


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“Your crush went from Single to In a relationship.”


Jumpshot.

Reality:

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When people try to talk to me when i have headphones on


Dear followers,

If I ever end up in a hospital bed, please be so nice to do this:

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When someone is getting accused for something you did


How much sex does a priest have?

NUN. 

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When you rap a whole song without messing any words up


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