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Don’t have phone sex…
You might get hearing aids.
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There's always someone sexier, funnier, and smarter than you.. that someone is me.
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You might get hearing aids.
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Reality:
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If I ever end up in a hospital bed, please be so nice to do this:
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NUN.
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